homestuckfluffcanons:

Sollux once took Eridan to the pool only to find out, despite being able to breathe underwater, he can’t actually swim. The only way to get him in the pool was with an inner tube and Sollux constantly nearby with extra pool noodles.
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homestuckfluffcanons:

Sollux once took Eridan to the pool only to find out, despite being able to breathe underwater, he can’t actually swim. The only way to get him in the pool was with an inner tube and Sollux constantly nearby with extra pool noodles.

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vastderp:

q-dormir:

My dad and cicadas

This reminds me of a story my mother told me once about one of my uncles. When she was a little girl in the middle of Louisiana, they had to sleep with the windows open, and cicadas would sometimes perch in the tree right outside her brothers’ window and just make their horrible noise for hours. Well, one night there was a particular large and loud one that kept my elder uncle awake until finally he’d had enough. The rest of the family woke to the sound of his revolver going off and ran outside to see that he had climbed the tree, found the offending cicada, and put the barrel so close to him that he could have stuffed him in it before pulling the trigger and vaporizing the critter.

Everyone went back to bed, neighbors didn’t even turn on their porch light; that’s just country living back in the day.”

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midesko:

shitlockedholmes:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

Best pick up like ever is I can fix that

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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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