officialasparagus:

thenumbing:

quantumlunatic:

I was bored so I I translated this.

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I love how he glares around the room for monsters.

im not even a fan of homestuck but this

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roachpatrol:

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dionnesyl:

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

ok but how many days was it before this person swallowed a skittle and chewed their pill though

roachpatrol:

sacrificesatan:

dionnesyl:

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

ok but how many days was it before this person swallowed a skittle and chewed their pill though

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outofcontextdnd:

"We’re being robbed. By bards. I’m as surprised as you are."

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

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lobsterhateblog:

venitaspeaks:

mcsars:

It’s hard to look stately when your baby is having a moment, but Prince William does alright.

I love them, omg. Look at the babby!

monarchy!

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bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

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moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:

"No one does a slice like Big Rico! No one.

My piece for the Night Vale RPG Manual

If you’re going to Norwescon next weekend, you can pick up a free copy of the guide with this and other original artwork in it!

Hint: Click here for a panorama view of the bottom pic!

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cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

Robber comes into my house and sees me naked? I…scream and start hitting him with something? Or her. I would totally beat up a woman who broke into my home and was momentarily stunned because she didn’t expect a naked, pregnant woman wielding a box full of baby toys to attack her.

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