okay but while those greek and roman words sound pretty scientific and all like “cephalopod” and we just go ahhh yes the scientific term for an octupus mmhm but can you imagine what that actually must’ve been like in greek:
"yooo herod look at this crazy ass sea-creature. i think it should be called a head-foot"
Me and my boyfriend, both GM’s, are having a serious last minute discussion about where the bad guys would put the hostage: ‘No, if you put her here, we can threaten to kill her during the fight.’
The bartender walks by, completely oblivious to what we are saying: `Dawww, Lovey-Dovey’s!’