"We’re being robbed. By bards. I’m as surprised as you are."
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
Robber comes into my house and sees me naked? I…scream and start hitting him with something? Or her. I would totally beat up a woman who broke into my home and was momentarily stunned because she didn’t expect a naked, pregnant woman wielding a box full of baby toys to attack her.